Skip to content
The Bored Card

The Bored Card

  • Magic: The Gathering
  • Commander
  • Card Games
  • Marvel Snap
  • Lorcana
  • Captions
  • Shop
  • Home
  • 2023
  • October
  • Page 2

October 2023

  • Magic: The Gathering

MTG’s New ‘Play Boosters’ Include List Cards, More Rares, Pair of Arms that Hold You Upside Down to Shake Money From Your Pockets

Monday, October 13th, Wizards of the Coast unveiled its latest Magic: The Gathering product. Traditional Set and Draft Boosters will…

  • Marvel Snap

Official Marvel Snap Rulebook Just a Single Page with “It Just Works That Way” Written at the Top

Second Dinner plan to release an official Marvel Snap rulebook, which in a surprising yet oddly fitting move, consists of…

  • Magic: The Gathering

MTG Influencer Announces ‘This Board Wipe is Brought to You by Charmin’

Yet another mainstay of the MTG influencer sphere has announced they plan on coaxing their legions of adoring fans into…

  • Magic: The Gathering

Bronies Release Handy Guide for Cleaning Protein Stains Off Magic: The Gathering’s “My Little Pony” Cards for No Reason in Particular

A prominent group of Bronies has released a meticulously detailed guide on how to remove protein stains from the limited…

  • Commander

cEDH Therapist Urges Patients Struggling with Mental Health to ‘Git Gud’

Dr. Martha Richards, a licensed therapist and avid cEDH player, has unveiled a revolutionary therapeutic approach to help her patients…

  • Magic: The Gathering

Exclusive: Opponent Clarifies Which Armpit He’s Using for His Graveyard

After a request from a confused opponent, local Modern tournament regular, Tim “Always Scam” Thompson clarified which of his armpits…

  • News

Bludgeoned Enemy NPC Unconscious Due to Serious, Life Threatening Brain Damage

In a bewildering tragedy, an enemy NPC has been thrust into a perilous coma after a bludgeoning from the protagonist,…

  • Magic: The Gathering

Bye-Bye Judge Academy: WotC to Replace Event Judges with Life-Sized Anthropomorphic Cards Who Moan Until You Buy Stuff

Wizards of the Coast has announced that they will be replacing all human judges at events with anthropomorphic versions of…

  • Lorcana

Local Game Stores Now Accept Black Market Organs in Exchange for Disney Lorcana Product

In a groundbreaking business model shift, local game stores across the nation have begun accepting black market organs as valid…

  • Magic: The Gathering

Players Can Now Return Unwanted Magic: The Gathering Cards to be Placed In New Booster Packs and Sold Back To Them

In a groundbreaking initiative that is sure to be hailed as the epitome of sustainability and definitely not a sly…

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3

We have a bad case of the shirts.


© The Bored Card
The Bored Card is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the Coast. ©Wizards of the Coast LLC.
  • Contact Us
  • About
  • Patreon
  • Privacy Policy