Breaking: Mom’s Gonna Wait In Car While We Play Our Little Magic Game
In a developing story outside of Knight’s Table Gaming & Vapes, 13-year-old Jacob Millner confirmed that his mom will be…
Newest Marvel Snap Season Pass Card Only Available to Players Who Can Properly Fold a Fitted Sheet
Second Dinner has announced a new way to obtain a powerful new Marvel Snap card, available only to players who…
Original Flavor Text for Sephiroth’s Intervention Urged Nostalgic Players to Schedule Colonoscopy
A recently uncovered draft of Sephiroth’s Intervention, a Magic: The Gathering Final Fantasy VII crossover, has revealed the original flavor…
Second Dinner Announces Marvel Snap Now Has a 4th Location Accessible via Toll
Second Dinner has unveiled Marvel Snap’s newest mechanic: a fourth location—accessible only if you pay a toll. The new zone,…
TCGPlayer Clarifies Requirement for ‘Lightly Played’ Condition as Having 51% or More of a Card Intact
After years of debate over TCGplayer’s guidelines for grading a card’s condition, TCGPlayer has issued an official clarification on what…
Giveaway: Free Final Fantasy Collectors Booster Box to the First One to Dodge 200 Lightning Strikes in this Field
In a bold marketing stunt (or actionable OSHA violation) local game shop Flushable Board Wipes has announced an exclusive giveaway…
Tifa Lockhart MTG Proxies Causing Widespread Sexual Awakening in LaserJet Printers
An entire generation of HP LaserJets found themselves inexplicably obsessed with the curvature of the female anatomy Wednesday, as Magic:…
What? No Way. Exile Has a GameCube with Four Controllers in There
BURLINGTON, V.T. — Magic: The Gathering confirmed that the exile zone, long thought to be a formless, desolate void, is…
Breaking: LGS’s Toilet Working Again
We can shit again.
My Mom’s Foundations Set Review: “Vivien Reid Needs to Put On a Jacket”
Foundations is a new Magic: The Gathering set that brings a host of new cards, stunning artwork, and familiar characters….