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Exclusive: Opponent Clarifies Which Armpit He’s Using for His Graveyard

After a request from a confused opponent, local Modern tournament regular, Tim “Always Scam” Thompson clarified which of his armpits…

In a bewildering tragedy, an enemy NPC has been thrust into a perilous coma after a bludgeoning from the protagonist,…

Wizards of the Coast has announced that they will be replacing all human judges at events with anthropomorphic versions of…

In a groundbreaking business model shift, local game stores across the nation have begun accepting black market organs as valid…

In a groundbreaking initiative that is sure to be hailed as the epitome of sustainability and definitely not a sly…

In an unprecedented move, the latest JRPG features a protagonist whose sword is, against all odds, a reasonable size. The…

In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves throughout the Star Wars fanbase, sources close to the production of the…

Cyberpunk 2077’s launch was rife with controversy, but also a massive number of dildos. Due to the overwhelming quantity, developers…

Every cat owner knows the feeling. Out of nowhere, you find yourself face-to-face with your feline’s rear end. Ajani might…

If you’re on the hunt for a new deck box to safeguard your fresh commander deck for storage and transport,…