Wizards of the Coast Adds Optional ‘Have a Cry’ Phase Before End Step
RENTON, Wash. — Magic: The Gathering’s turns are divided into phases which guide players through the process of playing lands,…
New Stanley 10-Compartment Organizer Fits 10 Stanley 10-Compartment Organizers
NEW BRITAIN, Conn. — In response to the popular Stanley 10-Compartment Organizer, adopted by Magic: The Gathering players due to…
Five Commander Masters Legends that Definitely Couldn’t Beat Up My Dad
Azusa, Lost but Seeking No way this hippie even comes close with those slim-jim arms. Yeah, she’s lost but seeking…
Guy Emphasizes Each of His Reanimator Plays by Muttering ‘Just Like Jesus’
SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. — Remus Burrough, armed with his Nethroi, Apex of Death commander deck, sat down for a casual…
Guy Who Sorts His Bulk Still Going to Buy The Common Rather Than Look For It
LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Resident Baker Williamson took to the internet to buy a playset of a commons he needs,…
Cousin Positive Your Cards Were Already Stuck Together Like That When He Borrowed Them
LAS VEGAS, Nev. — Shawn Billsworth felt an obligation to help his younger cousin, Ian Sarkin, with his newfound love…
Why Not? Sewer Clown Offering to Sell Power 9 at Reasonable Price
A breaking story about a local sewer clown offering to sell mint copies of the coveted Magic: The Gathering cards…
Opinion: If You Can Afford A Kitchen Big Enough to Fit a Whole Table You Can Afford to Play a Real Format
I’m sick of it. I’m done. People referring to the most casual form of Magic: The Gathering as “kitchen table”….
Help: My Partner Called Me an Annoying Stax Player During Sex and Now it’s the Only Way I Can Orgasm
My partner and I’s sex life has always been vanilla, so we decided to spice things up a bit. During…
Oops, Grabbed the Wrong Deck Box: This One’s Full of Skittles
As any person with an unhealthy amount of Magic: The Gathering cards knows, there’s a point where the variety of…