Breaking: JRPG Protagonist’s Sword a Reasonable Size
In an unprecedented move, the latest JRPG features a protagonist whose sword is, against all odds, a reasonable size. The…
October 2023
Ahsoka Season Finale to Reveal New Character with Normal Eye Color
In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves throughout the Star Wars fanbase, sources close to the production of the…
Starfield Player Discovers Hidden Planet Filled with All the Dildos Developers Removed from Cyberpunk 2077
Cyberpunk 2077’s launch was rife with controversy, but also a massive number of dildos. Due to the overwhelming quantity, developers…
What to Do When Ajani Inevitably Puts His Anus Right Up in Your Face
Every cat owner knows the feeling. Out of nowhere, you find yourself face-to-face with your feline’s rear end. Ajani might…