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Pro Tip: Save Money on a Deck Box by Entrusting Your Cards to Pit Demon ch’Dulth

If you’re on the hunt for a new deck box to safeguard your fresh commander deck for storage and transport,…

  • Marvel Snap

Marvel Snap Player’s Ex-Partner Furious Upon Learning He Upgraded to an Inked Variant Relationship

Marvel Snap enthusiast, Ethan Parker, has recently embarked on a new relationship, causing a stir with his ex upon discovering…

  • Magic: The Gathering

Newest Foil Magic: The Gathering Cards Never Quite Sideways When Tapped

Most Magic: The Gathering enthusiasts are well-acquainted with foil cards’ notorious inability to lay flat. Regrettably, a novel foiling technique…

  • Card Games

Test Card Sleeve Durability by Replacing Your Playmat with Freshly Baked Pizza

Many Magic: The Gathering players ask the question, “Will these card sleeves protect my cards while playing a game of…

  • Magic: The Gathering

Mayor Denies Highly Reflective 150-Foot-Tall Foil Magic Card Causing City’s Random Fires

DALLAS, Texas — Researchers determined the source of the fires plaguing Dallas residents in recent weeks: the massive, highly reflective…

  • News

Exclusive: JRPG Party Hasn’t Shit In Weeks

The fellowship of Randarin has been traversing through the vast terrain of Lomiria for weeks, charged with a quest to…

  • Marvel Snap

MCU Halts Production on the Marvel Snap ‘Rock’ Adaptation Due to Rumors of Substrate Abuse and Sexual Basalt

In a sneak peek trailer for phase seventeen—or whatever number we’re on—the MCU hinted at an adaptation for Marvel Snap’s…

  • News

Rolling Character with Tiny Dick Trait Grants Free Lifted Truck Mount

A new RPG called Whaletales: Ecstatic Electric Balugaloo sports a robust character creator able to highly customize every aspect of…

  • Magic: The Gathering

Breaking: Post Malone Buys Selfless Glyphweaver for Like Fifteen Cents

The world of Magic: The Gathering is once again in a state of upheaval after the card game’s celebrity Post-er…

Dungeons & Dragons 6th edition
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Dungeons & Dragons 6th Edition to Add Frequent, Random Ability Checks for Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Though nothing is firm regarding Dungeons & Dragons 6th edition, that hasn’t stopped rumors from flying regarding updates to the…

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