Test Card Sleeve Durability by Replacing Your Playmat with Freshly Baked Pizza
Many Magic: The Gathering players ask the question, “Will these card sleeves protect my cards while playing a game of…
Mayor Denies Highly Reflective 150-Foot-Tall Foil Magic Card Causing City’s Random Fires
DALLAS, Texas — Researchers determined the source of the fires plaguing Dallas residents in recent weeks: the massive, highly reflective…
Exclusive: JRPG Party Hasn’t Shit In Weeks
The fellowship of Randarin has been traversing through the vast terrain of Lomiria for weeks, charged with a quest to…
MCU Halts Production on the Marvel Snap ‘Rock’ Adaptation Due to Rumors of Substrate Abuse and Sexual Basalt
In a sneak peek trailer for phase seventeen—or whatever number we’re on—the MCU hinted at an adaptation for Marvel Snap’s…
Rolling Character with Tiny Dick Trait Grants Free Lifted Truck Mount
A new RPG called Whaletales: Ecstatic Electric Balugaloo sports a robust character creator able to highly customize every aspect of…
Breaking: Post Malone Buys Selfless Glyphweaver for Like Fifteen Cents
The world of Magic: The Gathering is once again in a state of upheaval after the card game’s celebrity Post-er…
Dungeons & Dragons 6th Edition to Add Frequent, Random Ability Checks for Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Though nothing is firm regarding Dungeons & Dragons 6th edition, that hasn’t stopped rumors from flying regarding updates to the…
Empty Box of Dragon Shield Sleeves Sure Hopes No One Stuffs It Full of Bulk, Like Really Jams It In There
We sat down to speak with a local box of Dragon Shield sleeves who maintains the hope that no one…
OnlyFans to Charge Creators a Per Erection Licensing Fee
After witnessing the unique way Unity is milking its own base of creators, OnlyFans has followed suit, implementing a flat…
Latest Addition to “The List” Has Players Pulling Divorce Papers from Set Boosters
Though they’re not new, Set Boosters and the additional goodies from “The List” still confuse players occasionally. The inclusion of…