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Is it a Misprint or is the Flavor Text Supposed to Chide Me About My Sugar Intake?

With so many Magic: The Gathering cards being printed on a daily basis there are bound to be printing errors…

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Foil Infant Placed Under Stack of Heavy Books

BEDFORD, Conn. — Becky and Paul Legume welcomed baby Pippy to the world last week. The couple were thrilled to…

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How to Save Money on Magic: The Gathering by Giving Your Credit Card to Harlow, The Thrifty Neighborhood Squirrel

In the throes of addiction, it can be hard to know when to stop. To know when it’s too much….

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“I’m a Blue Mage” and Other Baffling Responses to Girlfriend’s Inquiries about Her Missing Underwear

SEATTLE, Wash. — Local power couple Lamar Smith and Keke Umbridge found themselves in the throes of a heated discussion…

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Rigged Magic Arena Shuffler Also Main Cause of Erectile Dysfunction

A newly published study concluded that the undoubtedly rigged shuffler in Magic Arena is not only the rationale for every…

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Internal Monologue Positive a New Commander Deck Will Fix Everything

Of course, things are tough right now. Everything is expensive. People are scary. Traffic is insane. Your posh work-from-home situation…

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Cowboy Theme Selected for New Magic: The Gathering Set Instead of Fireman or Slutty Nurse

RENTON, Wash. — Insider sources showed reporters how Wizards of the Coast arrived at the decision to proceed with the…

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I Chose a Female Commander and Now Understand the Plight of Women

Of the very few number of women I’ve been close with, they all had one thing in common. Whine, whine,…

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Wizards of the Coast Adds Optional ‘Have a Cry’ Phase Before End Step

RENTON, Wash. — Magic: The Gathering’s turns are divided into phases which guide players through the process of playing lands,…

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New Stanley 10-Compartment Organizer Fits 10 Stanley 10-Compartment Organizers

NEW BRITAIN, Conn. — In response to the popular Stanley 10-Compartment Organizer, adopted by Magic: The Gathering players due to…

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We have a bad case of the shirts.


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