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Bye-Bye Judge Academy: WotC to Replace Event Judges with Life-Sized Anthropomorphic Cards Who Moan Until You Buy Stuff

Wizards of the Coast has announced that they will be replacing all human judges at events with anthropomorphic versions of…

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Players Can Now Return Unwanted Magic: The Gathering Cards to be Placed In New Booster Packs and Sold Back To Them

In a groundbreaking initiative that is sure to be hailed as the epitome of sustainability and definitely not a sly…

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What to Do When Ajani Inevitably Puts His Anus Right Up in Your Face

Every cat owner knows the feeling. Out of nowhere, you find yourself face-to-face with your feline’s rear end. Ajani might…

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Newest Foil Magic: The Gathering Cards Never Quite Sideways When Tapped

Most Magic: The Gathering enthusiasts are well-acquainted with foil cards’ notorious inability to lay flat. Regrettably, a novel foiling technique…

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Mayor Denies Highly Reflective 150-Foot-Tall Foil Magic Card Causing City’s Random Fires

DALLAS, Texas — Researchers determined the source of the fires plaguing Dallas residents in recent weeks: the massive, highly reflective…

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Breaking: Post Malone Buys Selfless Glyphweaver for Like Fifteen Cents

The world of Magic: The Gathering is once again in a state of upheaval after the card game’s celebrity Post-er…

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Latest Addition to “The List” Has Players Pulling Divorce Papers from Set Boosters

Though they’re not new, Set Boosters and the additional goodies from “The List” still confuse players occasionally. The inclusion of…

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COVID’s Back: Experts Once Again Recommend Singing “Happy Birthday” While Washing Off the Stench of Your 0-3 Run at Friday Night Magic

With COVID infections on the rise, the CDC is recommending a return of early-era precautions to prevent infection. Among those…

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Life’s Worst Problems Easily Solved with a Big-Ass Hammer

Male Birth Control – Sure, there are far more precise methods to put the responsibility of birth control on the…

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Event Allows Players to Gain Magic Arena XP for Convincing Strangers to Renew Their Vehicle’s Extended Warranty

After players’ positive reaction from earning Magic Arena XP for attending in-store events, Wizards of the Coast took the idea…

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