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Wizards of the Coast Confirm Green is a Stupid Color and Should Be Replaced With Salmon or Something

During a panel discussion about Magic: The Gathering’s color pie, Wizards of the Coast declared that green is a stupid…

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Ravnica Unmastered Has Players Dig Through Old Boxes for Playable Cards

What’s old is now old again. The upcoming “Ravnica Unmastered” set differs from usual MTG expansions. Rather than purchasing packs…

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Contempt for Hasbro’s Holiday Layoffs No Match for Buying Overpriced Playing Cards

The recent wave of layoffs at Hasbro sparked contempt among Magic: The Gathering players. Despite the overwhelming agreement within the…

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Cult of Rakdos’ HOA Approves New Bird Fountain

The Cult of Rakdos’ Homeowners Association (HOA) has approved the installation of a new bird fountain in their community. This…

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Wizards of the Coast Confirms that Whatever the Monkey With a Mirror Sees is Public Information

Wizards of the Coast has released an official statement to clarify an ambiguous ruling troubling players. As of today, all…

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MTG Spinoff, ‘Gathering: The Magic’, to Package One Kinda Cool Friend with 14 Shitty Ones

Wizards of the Coast has announced a new spinoff to their wildly popular trading card game, Magic: The Gathering. The…

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How to Tell if Your Mashed Potatoes Need More Basic Island

Mashed potatoes can be tricky. Arriving at the correct consistency means having the right tools and a bit of trial…

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Fans Hopeful Their Favorite Magic: The Gathering Content Creators Drop Some Fresh IHOP Knowledge Soon

Fans of prominent Magic: The Gathering content creators are waiting with bated breath for an update on the latest in…

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Out of Ideas? Magic: The Gathering’s Marketing Team Chants ‘Taylor Swift’ Three Times into Bathroom Mirror

The Magic: The Gathering marketing team, tasked with increasing the female player base, gathered in the office bathroom and chanted…

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Parents of Child Dabbling In Magic: The Gathering Suggest They Smoke a Bunch of Weed Instead

Local parents Bobby and Shelly McLaune discovered their son Billy dabbling with Magic: The Gathering and decided to intervene by…

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