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Rizz Check: How the Ability to Concisely Explain Horsemanship Can Make You Instantly Fuckable

ST. PAUL, Minn. — A recent study suggests that a person’s desirability can be attributed directly to their ability to…

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Money? Husband Clarifies Couple’s 401k Refers to the Number of Magic: The Gathering Cards in His Collection

PITTSBURGH, Pa. – Former husband, Mark Stevens made an off-hand comment about the couple’s finances during a recent therapy session…

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“I Block With These Lands” and Other Ways to Finally Beat Your Little Cousins at Magic: The Gathering

GLENDALE, AZ – In a desperate bid to reclaim dominance at the family game table, local woman Dana Thompson has…

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Relationship Red Flag: His Tapped Cards Are Never Sideways Enough

UPSTATE, N.Y. – Local woman Julie Carter has recently identified a new, potentially relationship-ending red flag: her new boyfriend’s irritating…

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Move Over White: Wedding Guest Dressed in Colossal Dreadmaw Steals Spotlight from Bride

QUEENS, N.Y. – A Queens wedding took an unexpected turn when guest, Christina Miles arrived dressed in Colossal Dreadmaw, clearly…

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Father Quick to Point Out Son’s New Girlfriend Dies To Doom Blade

QUEENS, N.Y. — Local man Mark Stevens rolled his eyes after his father, Magic: The Gathering boomer Todd Stevens, was…

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So Long High Roll: Deck with Highest Secondary Market Value Now Plays First

In a move set to upend the time-worn tradition of a coin-flip to determine who plays first, Wizards of the…

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Wizards of the Coast Announces Plans to Relocate Card’s Mana Cost to the Crotch

Wizards of the Coast announced a drastic change to the structure of a Magic: The Gathering card. Historically, a card’s…

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Drafting a ‘Go Use the Zipline’ Card Made Me Fall In Love with Limited Again

Local Magic: The Gathering player, Sam Thompson, rekindled his love for Limited after drafting a card that instructs players to…

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Petition to Make Universes Beyond Set Based on the Life of John Matthews of Warwick, Rhode Island Swells to Fifty Thousand Signatures

MTG fans everywhere are calling for Wizards of the Coast to give John Matthews of Warwick, RI his own Universes…

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