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Richard Garfield Requests Double-Wide Casket In Anticipation of All the Rolling Over He’s Going to Be Doing

KIRKLAND, Wash. — The end will come for us all at one time or another. It’s not uncommon for people…

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What To Do When You Miss So Many Triggers They Coalesce into Physical Form and Begin Hunting You

With the advent of multiple digital clients, many new Magic: The Gathering players are learning to play the coveted TCG…

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After Key & Peele Mentioned Magic: The Gathering Publicly, Wizards of the Coast Threw Them in the Locked Room Where They’re Keeping Post Malone

During the era of celebrity worship, Wizards of the Coast has been latching onto every B-list celebrity who plays the…

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Mistaken Identity? Nicole Bolas Detained by Gatewatch

The Gatewatch announced today the capture of Nicol Bolas, thought dead after the War of the Spark conflict on Ravnica….

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Ulamog’s Tasteful Tentacle ‘Art’ Film from College Years Unearthed

NEWARK, N.J. — An abandoned storage unit won in a bidding war by local eBay seller Emanuel Mckinney unearthed a…

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VIP Lounge At Magic 30 Just a Series of Rooms That Each Cost More Money to Enter Than the Previous

LAS VEGAS, NV — The details of Magic: The Gathering’s 30th birthday celebration were revealed today along with the prices…

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Report: Wizards of the Coast Cites “Really Expensive Cards” As Reason For Continued Financial Success

SEATTLE, Wash. — The recent earnings call for Hasbro paint a picture of continued financial success, breaking yet another record…

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Guy with Entire Deck of Signed Cards Not Really Sure Who Signed Them

NORFOLK, Va. — Local office drone Sufyan Diaz decided to “bling” out one of his favorite Pioneer decks. He went…

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Man’s Resume Just a Single Page with the Word ‘Gruul’ On It

TAMPA, Fla. — Hiring Manager Milton Roberts was going through applications for an new position at his company when, reportedly,…

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Secret Lair x Quentin Tarantino Reimagines Your Favorite Planeswalkers

PORTLAND, Ore. — Everyone’s favorite director is rumored to be collaborating with Wizards of the Coast on a new Secret…

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