Breaking: LGS’s Toilet Working Again
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Commander
“Mhm. Okay. Yup.” EDH Newcomer Just Going To Pretend They Understood All That
AUSTIN, TX — During a local Commander night, newcomer Tracy Goldman reportedly spent an entire evening masquerading as an experienced…
“Okay With Proxies?” Guy Plays Card on His Phone
In a move that has rocked the local Magic: The Gathering community, notorious “okay with proxies?” guy, Dave “Proxy King”…
New “100++” Deck Box Promises Space for Whole Commander Deck with Enough Room Left Over to Privately Breastfeed Your Baby
In a move that’s being hailed as a game-changer for parent-gamers everywhere, the latest product in TCG accessories, the “100++…
Sorry, Power Level of This Life Raft is About a 7
In a shocking display of survival priorities, a group of stranded Magic: The Gathering players unanimously voted to eject one…
cEDH Therapist Urges Patients Struggling with Mental Health to ‘Git Gud’
Dr. Martha Richards, a licensed therapist and avid cEDH player, has unveiled a revolutionary therapeutic approach to help her patients…
Commander Politics 101: Solidify Deals and Cross Table Alliances with a Long, Passionate Kiss
A large part of commander is the naturally occurring dynamic between players who benefit mutually from working together. Forming an…
Rule 0 Discussion Concludes It’s Best Not to Play At All
A local commander pod has come to a startling conclusion after an epic rule 0 discussion: technically speaking it’s best…
Breaking: Commander Pod Gonna Film It
MADISON, Wis. — A group of four Magic: The Gathering players got together to play the popular Commander format. During…
Ratio of Commander Decks to Intact Underwear Concerning
WARSAW, N.Y. — Molly Shanta became concerned after discovering her new boyfriend’s dismal amount of clean, intact underwear despite owning…