No Ragrets: Local Man Unveils Pauper EDH Rule Zero Tattoo
Pauper Commander enthusiast Richard Brandon unveiled his new tattoo last Tuesday. According to uncomfortable sources now distancing themselves from Brandon,…
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Internal Monologue Positive a New Commander Deck Will Fix Everything
Of course, things are tough right now. Everything is expensive. People are scary. Traffic is insane. Your posh work-from-home situation…
I Chose a Female Commander and Now Understand the Plight of Women
Of the very few number of women I’ve been close with, they all had one thing in common. Whine, whine,…
Five Commander Masters Legends that Definitely Couldn’t Beat Up My Dad
Azusa, Lost but Seeking No way this hippie even comes close with those slim-jim arms. Yeah, she’s lost but seeking…
EDH Player Quick to Blame Misplays On Haunted Deck Box
ATLANTA, Ga. — Local commander player Rikki Williams made plenty of bad calls throughout this weekend’s game, though was quick…
Rule 0 Discussion Thoroughly Outlines Procedure for Pod’s Communal Egg Salad
MADISON, Wis. — A local pod’s pre-game rule 0 discussion has completed, thoroughly outlining the procedure for the groups shared…
Competitive or Casual Commander? Debate Over Distinction Ended After Pod was Called “A Bunch of Fucking Nerds”
A heated discussion over the definitions of “casual” and “competitive” Commander was interrupted today after a bystander called the entire…
Ragebait Headline Think’s You’re Favorite Commander Sucks, You Suck for Playing It
Hey you. Yeah, you! Your favorite Commander sucks! Also, you suck for thinking you’re favorite commander is good. What kind…
Yeah, I’m a cEDH Player, as Long as the C Stands for Chumbawamba
ALLENTOWN, Pa. — Local Commander player Izabelle Zimmerman clarified today that the assumption she’s a competitive commander player is incorrect….
Command Zone’s Jimmy Wong Opens Up About his String of Ears Gathered from Defeated Guests
LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Jimmy Wong, co-host of the popular Command Zone podcast gave a tell-all interview today. In it,…