Opinion: If You Can Afford A Kitchen Big Enough to Fit a Whole Table You Can Afford to Play a Real Format
I’m sick of it. I’m done. People referring to the most casual form of Magic: The Gathering as “kitchen table”….
2023
Help: My Partner Called Me an Annoying Stax Player During Sex and Now it’s the Only Way I Can Orgasm
My partner and I’s sex life has always been vanilla, so we decided to spice things up a bit. During…
Oops, Grabbed the Wrong Deck Box: This One’s Full of Skittles
As any person with an unhealthy amount of Magic: The Gathering cards knows, there’s a point where the variety of…
Move Over Boosters: Wizards of the Coast to Distribute Magic Cards Using Those Tornado Money Booth Things
ARLINGTON, Va. — Magic: The Gathering cards have been distributed by booster packs for the entirety of its 30-year history….
Wizards of the Coast Unsure How to Lower Cost of International Shipping for Secret Lair as “They’re Already Flying Coach”
PORTLAND, Ore. — Wizards of the Coast addressed fan’s concerns today regarding high international shipping costs for Secret Lairs. After…
Rumor: Next Unset Will Probably Give Everyone Pink Eye
With Wizards of the Coast’s penchant for perpetually releasing product coupled with the new black border, constructed legal nature of…
Man Headed to LGS with Brand New Foiled Pre-Modern Deck Going to Go Ahead and Put the Condom On Now
BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local Magic: The Gathering enthusiast Sufyan Diaz and his brand-new foiled out pre-modern deck are headed to…
Local Man Greets Every New Opponent With Enthusiastic Pitch for Stanley 10-Compartment Organizer
Local man Stanley Lover frequents local game store, Spices and Dices, on a weekly basis for the shops commander nights….
EDH Player Quick to Blame Misplays On Haunted Deck Box
ATLANTA, Ga. — Local commander player Rikki Williams made plenty of bad calls throughout this weekend’s game, though was quick…
Rule 0 Discussion Thoroughly Outlines Procedure for Pod’s Communal Egg Salad
MADISON, Wis. — A local pod’s pre-game rule 0 discussion has completed, thoroughly outlining the procedure for the groups shared…