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November 2023

  • Magic: The Gathering

MTG Spinoff, ‘Gathering: The Magic’, to Package One Kinda Cool Friend with 14 Shitty Ones

Wizards of the Coast has announced a new spinoff to their wildly popular trading card game, Magic: The Gathering. The…

  • Magic: The Gathering

How to Tell if Your Mashed Potatoes Need More Basic Island

Mashed potatoes can be tricky. Arriving at the correct consistency means having the right tools and a bit of trial…

  • News

Grandpa Preparing for Annual Thanksgiving Speech About How Your Children are Soft, Weak Little Things

As Thanksgiving approaches, families across the nation are preparing for the usual traditions: turkey, pumpkin pie, and in the Johnson…

  • News

Mariah Carey Confirms the Person She Wants for Christmas Never Existed and Neither Do You

In a stunning turn of events, pop diva Mariah Carey has announced that the person she famously sings about wanting…

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Republicans Announce Campaign To Make Running for Exercise Weird Again

In a bold move that’s left many scratching their heads, a Republican candidate for the 2024 presidential race has unveiled…

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San Diego Comic-Con Places Pre-Release Copy of Grand Theft Auto 6 at Center of Funko Pop Maze

In a move that has left attendees both bewildered and excited, San Diego Comic-Con has announced a unique challenge: a…

  • Magic: The Gathering

Fans Hopeful Their Favorite Magic: The Gathering Content Creators Drop Some Fresh IHOP Knowledge Soon

Fans of prominent Magic: The Gathering content creators are waiting with bated breath for an update on the latest in…

  • Marvel Snap

Modern Day Jesus? This Guy Always Snaps Whenever Opponent Uses the ‘Snap?’ Emote

In what can only be described as a digital second coming, one Marvel Snap player has been hailed as the…

  • Magic: The Gathering

Out of Ideas? Magic: The Gathering’s Marketing Team Chants ‘Taylor Swift’ Three Times into Bathroom Mirror

The Magic: The Gathering marketing team, tasked with increasing the female player base, gathered in the office bathroom and chanted…

  • Marvel Snap

Players Quick to Point Out They Could Buy a Vagina-Scented Candle for the Same Price as the Latest Marvel Snap Bundle

This week’s outrage over the latest bundle offered in the digital CCG, Marvel Snap was punctuated by players comparing its…

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