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August 2023

  • Magic: The Gathering

WotC’s Latest Customer Satisfaction Survey Curious if, Hypothetically Speaking, You Might Be Into the Idea of Fucking the Cards

Wizards of the Coast’s latest customer satisfaction survey attempted to ascertain if they’ve been screwing up as of late by…

  • Magic: The Gathering

Should Your Deck Run Regular Basics or Long Basics?

The choice to use regular basic lands or long basic lands is a question more common than “What commander should…

  • Magic: The Gathering

Breaking: Cerealized Cards Become Worthless in Milk

LUBBOCK, Texas — With the introduction of cerealized cards alongside the release of The Brothers’ War, players had the opportunity…

  • Magic: The Gathering

Funko Trading Cards Depicting Magic: The Gathering Cards to Get Secret Lair Treatment, Potentially Causing a Feedback Loop that May Cause The Simulation Running Reality to Crash

In a recent event that may cause reality itself to implode, Funko Trading Cards which depict characters from Magic: The…

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  • Magic: The Gathering

Flocks of TikTokers to Begin Silently Pointing and Nodding at Wilds of Eldraine Spoilers

With spoiler season underway for Wilds of Eldraine, the highly anticipated expansion for Magic: The Gathering, TikTok content creators are…

  • Magic: The Gathering

Exclusive: Meet the Wizards of the Coast Employee Who Sets MTG Prices by Pretending to Work as Their Boss Walks By

Hello, my name is Sheryl O’Terra and I work for the financial side of Wizards of the Coast, specifically for…

  • Commander

No Ragrets: Local Man Unveils Pauper EDH Rule Zero Tattoo

Pauper Commander enthusiast Richard Brandon unveiled his new tattoo last Tuesday. According to uncomfortable sources now distancing themselves from Brandon,…

  • Magic: The Gathering

Is it a Misprint or is the Flavor Text Supposed to Chide Me About My Sugar Intake?

With so many Magic: The Gathering cards being printed on a daily basis there are bound to be printing errors…

  • Magic: The Gathering

Foil Infant Placed Under Stack of Heavy Books

BEDFORD, Conn. — Becky and Paul Legume welcomed baby Pippy to the world last week. The couple were thrilled to…

  • Magic: The Gathering

How to Save Money on Magic: The Gathering by Giving Your Credit Card to Harlow, The Thrifty Neighborhood Squirrel

In the throes of addiction, it can be hard to know when to stop. To know when it’s too much….

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