Commander Politics 101: Solidify Deals and Cross Table Alliances with a Long, Passionate Kiss
A large part of commander is the naturally occurring dynamic between players who benefit mutually from working together. Forming an…
Fuck Yeah: This Federal Indictment is a Borderless Holo Foil
Local conman Laurence Matson became overjoyed after the latest federal indictment to come into his possession ended up being of…
Rule 0 Discussion Concludes It’s Best Not to Play At All
A local commander pod has come to a startling conclusion after an epic rule 0 discussion: technically speaking it’s best…
COVID’s Back: Experts Once Again Recommend Singing “Happy Birthday” While Washing Off the Stench of Your 0-3 Run at Friday Night Magic
With COVID infections on the rise, the CDC is recommending a return of early-era precautions to prevent infection. Among those…
How Parents of Pixel Variant Children Overcome Shame and Regret
Being a parent is tough. No one prepares you for the challenges you face, and those challenges differ from child…
Delusional Man Convinced Pokémon Cards Can be Used for Some Kind of Game
James Beagle, an avid collector of Pokémon TCG was told he can use them for an actual card game, said…
Follow-Up with Blind Date Results in Ms. Marvel Emote
MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Grant Morris texted his blind date from the previous night to see how they enjoyed their evening,…
Life’s Worst Problems Easily Solved with a Big-Ass Hammer
Male Birth Control – Sure, there are far more precise methods to put the responsibility of birth control on the…
Marvel Snap’s Series 5 Cards Now Only Obtainable by Collecting 1,000 Signatures Outside Trader Joe’s
Marvel Snap developers confirmed this morning that Series 5 cards are now only obtainable by players who can collect 1,000…
Event Allows Players to Gain Magic Arena XP for Convincing Strangers to Renew Their Vehicle’s Extended Warranty
After players’ positive reaction from earning Magic Arena XP for attending in-store events, Wizards of the Coast took the idea…