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Breaking: Post Malone Buys Selfless Glyphweaver for Like Fifteen Cents

The world of Magic: The Gathering is once again in a state of upheaval after the card game’s celebrity Post-er…

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Latest Addition to “The List” Has Players Pulling Divorce Papers from Set Boosters

Though they’re not new, Set Boosters and the additional goodies from “The List” still confuse players occasionally. The inclusion of…

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COVID’s Back: Experts Once Again Recommend Singing “Happy Birthday” While Washing Off the Stench of Your 0-3 Run at Friday Night Magic

With COVID infections on the rise, the CDC is recommending a return of early-era precautions to prevent infection. Among those…

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Life’s Worst Problems Easily Solved with a Big-Ass Hammer

Male Birth Control – Sure, there are far more precise methods to put the responsibility of birth control on the…

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Event Allows Players to Gain Magic Arena XP for Convincing Strangers to Renew Their Vehicle’s Extended Warranty

After players’ positive reaction from earning Magic Arena XP for attending in-store events, Wizards of the Coast took the idea…

Free Magic Arena Gems
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DIY: Get Free Magic Arena Gems Using Grandma’s Home Equity

We all want free Magic Arena gems and by using this DIY guide, you can pull the handle of the…

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Board State Not in the Right Place to Commit To Another Permanent Just Yet

Local board state reeling over a recent loss cited that they’re still not in a “right place” as they passed…

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Return to Eldraine: ‘Wilds’ Narrowly Beat Out Alternate Concept, Waffle House of Eldraine

ELDRAINE — After the success of Magic’s initial visit to the plane of Eldraine, the fabled return was inevitable. Though…

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Gurmag Angler Successfully Lures Prey by Flaunting Livable Wage

SWAMP — A pleasantly full Gurmag Angler reported its newfound success in luring delicious prey was due to its promise…

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Local Man “Dealt A Bad Hand in Life” Unaware it was a No-Lander After Mulling to Four

CHICAGO, Ill. — James Parish, down on his luck yet again, told reporters he’d hit a new low, chalking it…

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