DIY: Get Free Magic Arena Gems Using Grandma’s Home Equity
We all want free Magic Arena gems and by using this DIY guide, you can pull the handle of the…
Magic: The Gathering
Board State Not in the Right Place to Commit To Another Permanent Just Yet
Local board state reeling over a recent loss cited that they’re still not in a “right place” as they passed…
Return to Eldraine: ‘Wilds’ Narrowly Beat Out Alternate Concept, Waffle House of Eldraine
ELDRAINE — After the success of Magic’s initial visit to the plane of Eldraine, the fabled return was inevitable. Though…
Gurmag Angler Successfully Lures Prey by Flaunting Livable Wage
SWAMP — A pleasantly full Gurmag Angler reported its newfound success in luring delicious prey was due to its promise…
Local Man “Dealt A Bad Hand in Life” Unaware it was a No-Lander After Mulling to Four
CHICAGO, Ill. — James Parish, down on his luck yet again, told reporters he’d hit a new low, chalking it…
Flyer for Local Modern Tournament Completely Illegible
SALEM, Mass. — Flyer for a new local game store, holding a Modern tournament in order to increase awareness, was…
WotC’s Latest Customer Satisfaction Survey Curious if, Hypothetically Speaking, You Might Be Into the Idea of Fucking the Cards
Wizards of the Coast’s latest customer satisfaction survey attempted to ascertain if they’ve been screwing up as of late by…
Should Your Deck Run Regular Basics or Long Basics?
The choice to use regular basic lands or long basic lands is a question more common than “What commander should…
Breaking: Cerealized Cards Become Worthless in Milk
LUBBOCK, Texas — With the introduction of cerealized cards alongside the release of The Brothers’ War, players had the opportunity…
Funko Trading Cards Depicting Magic: The Gathering Cards to Get Secret Lair Treatment, Potentially Causing a Feedback Loop that May Cause The Simulation Running Reality to Crash
In a recent event that may cause reality itself to implode, Funko Trading Cards which depict characters from Magic: The…