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MTG Spinoff, ‘Gathering: The Magic’, to Package One Kinda Cool Friend with 14 Shitty Ones

Wizards of the Coast has announced a new spinoff to their wildly popular trading card game, Magic: The Gathering. The…

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How to Tell if Your Mashed Potatoes Need More Basic Island

Mashed potatoes can be tricky. Arriving at the correct consistency means having the right tools and a bit of trial…

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Fans Hopeful Their Favorite Magic: The Gathering Content Creators Drop Some Fresh IHOP Knowledge Soon

Fans of prominent Magic: The Gathering content creators are waiting with bated breath for an update on the latest in…

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Out of Ideas? Magic: The Gathering’s Marketing Team Chants ‘Taylor Swift’ Three Times into Bathroom Mirror

The Magic: The Gathering marketing team, tasked with increasing the female player base, gathered in the office bathroom and chanted…

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Parents of Child Dabbling In Magic: The Gathering Suggest They Smoke a Bunch of Weed Instead

Local parents Bobby and Shelly McLaune discovered their son Billy dabbling with Magic: The Gathering and decided to intervene by…

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Breaking: New Ability Creates Artifact Token with Old Ability

If rumors are to be trusted, anonymous sources inside Magic: The Gathering’s R&D team have leaked plans for a brand-new…

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Ouch: Magic Card Gonna Mulligan Down to Six People After Drawing Your Useless Ass

In a humiliating turn of events that’s rattled the ego of Magic: The Gathering players everywhere, a sentient Magic card…

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Graveyard-Bound Creature Asked What It Was Wearing At The Time

A graveyard-bound creature card was reportedly questioned about its attire at the time of its ‘demise’ during a recent Friday…

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Panda Who Switched Diet from Bamboo to Magic: The Gathering Cards Suddenly Down to Fuck

In an unexpected turn of events, Zhen Zhen, a previously listless panda at the San Diego Zoo, has undergone a…

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Cast of Naruto Asks If They’re ‘Gonna Have to Be Magic: The Gathering Cards Too’

In a dimension-bending turn of events, the animated cast of the beloved series “Naruto” has reportedly reached out to their…

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