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Local Man Greets Every New Opponent With Enthusiastic Pitch for Stanley 10-Compartment Organizer

Local man Stanley Lover frequents local game store, Spices and Dices, on a weekly basis for the shops commander nights….

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Opponent with Tiny Fence Around Playmat Astounded You’re Not Using a Tiny Fence Around Your Playmat

Local opponent who has finished erecting the tiny fence surrounding their playmat is astounded you’re not using a tiny fence…

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Netdecker Caught Typing Blind Date’s Questions into Google

STOCKTON, Calif. — Notorious netdecker Chad Johnson was on a blind date with a friend of a friend Thursday. During…

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Opinion: You Say I Have No Life. Then What am I Tracking in This Notebook?

You and your friends may have a had a nice hearty laugh at my expense after claiming I have “no…

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Move Over Dry Erase Tokens, Tokens Burned into Slices of Bread are Taking Over

Dry erase tokens serve as a fun way to represent any token you’d need in Magic: The Gathering. They’re useful,…

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eBay Buys TCGplayer, Receives Picture of TCGplayer in The Mail Instead

Third-party selling platform giants united today, marking the second instance of consolidation of card-sellers. After purchasing TCGplayer, however, eBay checked…

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Review: Quiver Time Accessories are #1 for Storing and Transporting Your Weird Sex Stuff

With so many great accessories for Magic: The Gathering, it can be difficult to determine which are the best value….

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‘No More New Decks’ Declaration Ruined by Sick New Color of Dragon Shield Sleeves

DURHAM, N.C. — A local man recently declared they would abstain from building new decks. However, it was later recanted…

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How to Tell if She’s Into You, Or Just Talking To You Because You Were Paired This Round

It’s hard to tell these days when to “shoot your shot” – is she flirting? Or just smiling because–unlike the…

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