Tifa Lockhart MTG Proxies Causing Widespread Sexual Awakening in LaserJet Printers
An entire generation of HP LaserJets found themselves inexplicably obsessed with the curvature of the female anatomy Wednesday, as Magic:…
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What? No Way. Exile Has a GameCube with Four Controllers in There
BURLINGTON, V.T. — Magic: The Gathering confirmed that the exile zone, long thought to be a formless, desolate void, is…